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Issue99 out now
in this issue: penguins that think they’re people, blaming our mothers, ranking ourselves, being annoyed by our fathers, fighting the ghosts of our fathers, fighting the ghosts of ourselves, self-criticism, getting too old for this shit, and holidays.
Featuring John Grey, Bharti Bansal, Jerrod Schwarz, Bryce Johle, Pixie Bruner, Lee Hammerschmidt, and K Weber.
submissions open (minimagsubmissions@gmail.com)